Bikers & Riders of all kinds have always have had their own fun quotes about motorcycles. Here is a small collection of of my favorites.
Please feel free to sent me more of those you have heard or your original ones and I'll be happy to post them in this section.

• Four wheels is transportation.  Two wheels is an attitude.

• Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

• Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

• Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

• Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.

• A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

• Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

• People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

• No matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind.

• Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

• Keep the paint up, and the rubber down and your right hand cranked!
  

• There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

•  I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle